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 Best Summer Dad Jokes Hot Weather Dad Jokes to Melt Your Heart CoreniaBug Dad Jokes (The BEST) on YouTube Its So Hot! How Hot is it!  It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. It’s so hot my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time. It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady. It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants. It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground. It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast. It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting. It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes. It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves. It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying. It’s so hot I saw two fire hydrants fight over a dog. It’s so hot my Pop Tarts popped. It’s so hot E. L. James titled h

 Hilarious Workout Dad Jokes to Pump You Up! Fitness for the funny bone CoreniaBug Dad Jokes on YouTube "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the phone."  Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym. It's just the two days after that I can't stand. I said to the Gym instructor, "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout. Why did the blonde get a perm? Because her trainer said curls might help. Why couldn't the personal trainer get evicted? Because he was squatting. What happened when the personal trainer brought a lion to the gym? His clients got ripped to shreds. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns. Why did the fish stop lifting weights? He pulled a mussel. At the gym, I decided to hop

 A List of the Best Political Dad Jokes Political Humor (Ad Free)  Best Dad Jokes - Who would you have if you crossed a gorilla with the 16th president of the United States.  Ape Lincoln. - Why does Mississippi see so many voters at the polls? Because it has 4 eyes. - What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for? Early Voting - How can you tell that communism is a doomed form of government? Look at all the red flags. - What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell? It cracked it up. - Why did George Washington have trouble falling asleep? Because he couldn’t lie. - What kind of limb did the candidate for president go on? An executive branch - What did the corrupt senator order on election day? Stuffed ballots. - What grows longer every election year? The branches of government. - Where did the politician take his wife for something sweet? On a candydate - Where can children vote? In swing states - What is the capital of Alaska? Don’t Juneau this one?