Forget Smart Watches—Smart Underwear That Tracks Your Gas Is Here | Get Paif to Track Your Farts | Must See
CoreniaBug Welcome to SNN—the Silly News Network—where our motto is: "We report the news that others are too gassy to cover." And today's top story: Scientists have finally answered the question nobody asked— how much are you farting, really? That's right, researchers at the University of Maryland have invented smart underwear that tracks your flatulence. Because apparently, we've run out of things to put sensors in. We have smart watches, smart homes, smart refrigerators... and now smart underwear that will judge you for that third helping of chili. Lead scientist Brantley Hall calls it a "continuous monitor for intestinal gas." I call it the fart-tracker. And honestly? It's the first step toward my dream of competitive farting as an Olympic sport. "And there goes USA with a perfect 10... on the Richter scale!" The device snaps right into your regular underwear. Super user-friendly. Just snap, fart, and let science do the rest. It mo...
