25 Video Game Dad Jokes That Deserve an Extra Life | Puns for the Hardcore Gamer
Arcade and retro game dad jokes If Pac-Man owned a chocolate factory, what would he call himself? Willy Wonka-wonka-wonka-wonka. (Say it like Pac-Man eating dots.) What are Mario’s overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim. (Say it to the tune of the underground theme.) When did Pac-Boy become Pac-Man? After he went through Q*Berty. How big a hit was Tetris ? It was a blockbuster. Why does Sonic skip breakfast? He doesn’t want to break his fast. Why didn’t Pac-Man get a second date? He got ghosted. How does the Doom Slayer get to work? On the Mancu-BUS. Nintendo, Zelda, and Pokémon dad jokes What does Zelda say when Link can’t open a door? Try force. Someone gave Link too much sugar. He ran around until he turned blue, then purple. He was a hyperlink. Will Zelda fans laugh at one more pun? It’s Hylian likely. “Grandpa, I got a Nintendo Switch!” “How did you turn on your Nintendo before that?” Why can’t you play hide and seek with Pokémon? They always Pikachu. How do you get Pikach...