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 Hilarious Workout Dad Jokes to Pump You Up! Fitness for the funny bone CoreniaBug Dad Jokes on YouTube "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the phone."  Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym. It's just the two days after that I can't stand. I said to the Gym instructor, "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout. Why did the blonde get a perm? Because her trainer said curls might help. Why couldn't the personal trainer get evicted? Because he was squatting. What happened when the personal trainer brought a lion to the gym? His clients got ripped to shreds. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns. Why did the fish stop lifting weights? He pulled a mussel. At the gym, I decided to hop ...

 A List of the Best Political Dad Jokes Political Humor (Ad Free)  Best Dad Jokes - Who would you have if you crossed a gorilla with the 16th president of the United States.  Ape Lincoln. - Why does Mississippi see so many voters at the polls? Because it has 4 eyes. - What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for? Early Voting - How can you tell that communism is a doomed form of government? Look at all the red flags. - What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell? It cracked it up. - Why did George Washington have trouble falling asleep? Because he couldn’t lie. - What kind of limb did the candidate for president go on? An executive branch - What did the corrupt senator order on election day? Stuffed ballots. - What grows longer every election year? The branches of government. - Where did the politician take his wife for something sweet? On a candydate - Where can children vote? In swing states - What is the capital of Alaska? Don’t June...