Hilarious Workout Dad Jokes to Pump You Up! Fitness for the funny bone CoreniaBug Dad Jokes on YouTube "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the phone."  Honestly, 	I don't mind leg day at the gym. It's just the two days after that I 	can't stand.    	 I said to the 	Gym instructor, "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He 	said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make 	Tuesdays."    	 Did you hear 	about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout.    	 Why did the 	blonde get a perm? Because her trainer said curls might help.    	 Why couldn't 	the personal trainer get evicted? Because he was squatting.    	 What happened 	when the personal trainer brought a lion to the gym? His clients got 	ripped to shreds.    	 Why do 	hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.    	 Why did the 	fish stop lifting weights? He pulled a mussel.    	 At the gym, I 	decided to hop ...
 
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