Top 10 Hottest States in the U.S. - 2023 Edition

 Top 10 Hottest States in the U.S. - 2023 Edition


Hey there, heat seekers! Welcome to the top 10 hottest states in the U.S., where the sun shines bright and the temperatures soar even higher! I'm your host, [Your Name], and I'm excited to bring you this sizzling list, along with some stats, temperature, and humidity highlights. And, of course, a few dad jokes to keep things cool (get it? cool?).


Before we dive in, a special shoutout to my favorite comedy channel, CoreniaBug, for inspiring me to bring the funny. If you haven't checked it out yet, what are you waiting for? It's bug-tastic!


Now, let's get this heat wave started!


*10. Nevada -

+ Average High: 94.5°F (34.7°C)

+ Summer Average: 96.3°F (35.7°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 112°F (44.4°C) on July 12, 2023

Nevada may be known for its casinos, but it's also a hot spot (pun intended) for heatwaves. With an average temperature of 94.5°F, you'll be feeling like a high roller in no time!


*9. Arizona -

+ Average High: 95.2°F (35.1°C)

+ Summer Average: 100.2°F (37.9°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 120°F (49°C) on June 24, 2023

Arizona is hot, hot, hot! With temperatures reaching up to 120°F (49°C) in the summer, you'll be sweating like a cactus in no time. But don't worry, it's a dry heat... said no one ever!


*8. Texas -

+ Average High: 95.4°F (35.2°C)

+ Summer Average: 98.1°F (36.7°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 115°F (46.1°C) on August 15, 2023

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the temperatures! With an average high of 95.4°F, you'll be feeling like a cowboy in the desert. Just don't forget your sunscreen, partner!


*7. New Mexico -

+ Average High: 95.6°F (35.3°C)

+ Summer Average: 97.3°F (36.3°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 114°F (45.6°C) on July 1, 2023

New Mexico may be known for its green chile, but it's also got some serious heat. With an average temperature of 95.6°F, you'll be feeling like a pepper in no time!


*6. Louisiana -

+ Average High: 96.1°F (35.6°C)

+ Summer Average: 94.5°F (34.7°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 106°F (41.1°C) on June 19, 2023

Louisiana is hot and humid, like a spicy gumbo. With temperatures reaching up to 100°F (38°C) in the summer, you'll be sweating like a gator in no time!


*5. Oklahoma -

+ Average High: 96.2°F (35.7°C)

+ Summer Average: 98.5°F (36.9°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 116°F (47.2°C) on July 23, 2023

Oklahoma may be known for its tornadoes, but it's also got some serious heat. With an average temperature of 96.2°F, you'll be feeling like a cowboy in a dust storm!


*4. Mississippi -

+ Average High: 96.5°F (35.8°C)

+ Summer Average: 95.8°F (35.4°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 108°F (42.2°C) on June 28, 2023

Mississippi is hot and humid, like a steamy magnolia flower. With temperatures reaching up to 102°F (39°C) in the summer, you'll be sweating like a cat in a bathtub!


*3. Alabama -

+ Average High: 96.6°F (35.9°C)

+ Summer Average: 96.3°F (35.7°C)

+ Hottest Temp: 109°F (42.8°C) on July 17, 2023

Alabama may be known for its football, but it's also got some serious heat. With an average temperature of 96.6°F, you'll be feeling like a quarterback in a two-a-day practice


*2. Georgia -

- Average High: 97.1°F (36.2°C)

- Summer Average: 97.5°F (36.4°C)

- Hottest Temp: 112°F (44.4°C) on June 21, 2023

Georgia may be known for its peaches, but it's also got some serious heat. With temperatures reaching up to 105°F (40°C) in the summer, you'll be sweating like a peach in a basket!


*1. Florida -

- Average High: 97.3°F (36.3°C)

- Summer Average: 98.3°F (36.8°C)

- Hottest Temp: 113°F (45°C) on July 25, 2023

Florida may be known for its beaches, but it's also the hottest state in the country! With an average temperature of 97.3°F, you'll be feeling like a sunburned tourist in no time!


And there you have it, folks! The top 10 hottest states in the U.S. If you're feeling the heat, just remember: it's not the heat, it's the humidity... or something like that.


Thanks for joining me on this sizzling adventure, and don't forget to stay cool out there!


CoreniaBug Channel (Dad Jokes)



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