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Joke - Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?
Punchline - He keeps turning.

Joke - What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?
Punchline - Cable Guy!

Joke - Why did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
Punchline - Arrgh, my quad!

Joke - What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
Punchline - You can't Sashimi!

Joke - Why is Bayley so gangsta?
Punchline - Because she chose the "Hug" Life.

Joke - What did Daniel Bryan say when John Cena said the authority fell off the earth?
Punchline - YES YES YES.

Joke - Why can't Chris Benoit go to the gas station?
Punchline - Because he always carries matches.

Joke - What religion is Jason Reso?
Punchline - Christian.




Joke - Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
Punchline - He couldn't sell Pedigree.

Joke - If Scott Steiner became a religious leader, what would his name be?
Punchline - Big Poppa Pope.

Joke - Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
Punchline - Because he has no chance in hell.

Joke - What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
Punchline - Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Joke - Why is Evan Bourne to blame for the high unemployment rate?
Punchline - Cuz he is doing all the jobs.

Joke - How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline - None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.

Joke - What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
Punchline - Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Joke - Where did Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney go after death?
Punchline - Hardcore Heaven.

Joke - Why don't girls mess with Becky Lynch?
Punchline - Because she's a "Lass Kicker".

Joke - What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?
Punchline - Cold Stone Steve Austin.

Joke - What do the WWE and CNN have in common?
Punchline - They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

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Joke - Why is it always warmer after a wrestling match?
Punchline - All the fans have left.

Joke - How do WWE wrestlers stay cool during matches?
Punchline - They stand near the fans.

Joke - What did Mick Foley say to the snowman?
Punchline - Have an ice day!

Joke - What did John Cena tell the Sushi Chef?
Punchline - You can’t Sashimi.

Joke - What kind of soda do wrestlers use in their ice cream floats?
Punchline - AEW Root Beer.

Joke - How do wrestlers drink their coffee?
Punchline - Stone Cold.

Joke - Did you hear about what John Cena told his kindergarten teacher on report card day?
Punchline - You can’t C me!

Joke - What’s the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?
Punchline - A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Joke - What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s Wrestling Career?
Punchline - Classic Rock.

Joke - Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan?
Punchline - Cause it's probably a rip-off!



Joke - How does Kevin Steen sort his laundry?
Punchline - Filthy goes here, filthy-but wearable goes there.

Joke - What do John Cena and Ric Flair have in common?
Punchline - They both have the same slogan, "You can't see me." Cena from the ring, Flair when it's time to pay his bar tab!

Joke - What does Brooke Hogan say when you blow in her ear?
Punchline - Ooooooo…….thanks for the refill.

Joke - Why did Shaemus break up with his last girlfriend?
Punchline - Cause she told too many lies, too many lies!

Joke - What does Awesome Kong have between her breasts that Gail Kim doesn't?
Punchline - A belly button!

Joke - What's the difference between a wrestling career and herpes?
Punchline - A wrestling career doesn't last forever.




Joke - When Dolph Ziggler introduced himself to Vince McMahon, who did Vince introduce Dolph to?
Punchline - The nearest shovel.

Joke - Why does Cena do the five-knuckle shuffle?
Punchline - He's counting the number of moves he got.

Joke - What do you call John Cena fans?
Punchline - Right! (evil laugh)
Joke - Why do Romans hate wrestlers?
Punchline - Because the Rock beats Caesars!

Joke - What's a comedian's favourite wrestling move?
Punchline - The knee slapper!

Joke - How do wrestlers drink their coffee?
Punchline - STONE COLD!

Joke - Why wasn't the wrestler good at telling jokes?
Punchline - She had to work on her punchlines!

Joke - What's orange and could beat you in a fight?
Punchline - A satsuma wrestler!

Joke - Why should you bring paper to a wrestling match?
Punchline - In case you're up against the Rock!

Joke - How did the arm wrestling match end?
Punchline - It was much more gripping than I expected!




Joke - What did I name my pet rock after?
Punchline - Stone Called Steve Austin!

Joke - Why is wrestling stupid?
Punchline - Because it's a bunch of people without trousers fighting over a belt!

Joke - Why are Hunter Hearst Helmsley's pains called Triple Aches?
Punchline - They're in his shoulders, neck, and knees!

Joke - What's a wrestler's favourite vegetable?
Punchline - Artichoke!

Joke - Why haven't you seen a wrestling match?
Punchline - Of course you haven't, matches come in boxes!

Joke - How did the silk worms' wrestling match end?
Punchline - In a tie!

Joke - What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
Punchline - Whatcha gonna glue, brother?!

Joke - Why is no wrestling event ever sold out?
Punchline - There are always a couple of extra seats under the ring!

Joke - Arguing online is like wrestling with sharks...
Punchline - Even if you win, it's a stupid thing to do!




Joke - Why did the mud win in mud wrestling?
Punchline - I'm not saying I'm unfit, but...

Joke - What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place?
Punchline - The Penultimate Warrior!

Joke - How long has your friend been clean from mud wrestling?
Punchline - Six months!

Joke - What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?
Punchline - You have to start off as an amateur alligator wrestler!

Joke - Why is Dolph Ziggler not allowed near gas stations?
Punchline - Because he always carries matches



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