Newgarden Takes the Crown: Indy 500 Champion Again!

 Indy 500 Winner! Josef Newgarden

written by CoreniaBug


Newgarden's no stranger to the winner's circle. He's got two IndyCar championships under his belt (2017 and 2019) and has taken the checkered flag at numerous races, including the 2019 Indy 500. Talk about a repeat performance!


But this win was no cakewalk. Newgarden faced stiff competition from the likes of Scott Dixon and Marcus Ericsson. However, he kept his cool and showed the world what he's made of – pure speed and determination.


Here are some fun facts about Newgarden's Indy 500 win:


- He led for 129 laps, leaving the competition in the dust.

- His average speed was a whopping 189.764 mph – that's faster than a dad joke!

- This win marks his 24th IndyCar victory, tying him with legends like Rick Mears and Bobby Unser.


And, of course, no article would be complete without some dad jokes:


- Why did Newgarden's car go to the doctor? It had a wheel good check-up!

- What did the checkered flag say to Newgarden? "You're a real winner, Josef!"


In all seriousness, Newgarden's achievement is a testament to his skill, hard work, and dedication. We can't wait to see what the future holds for this racing superstar!






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