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A List of the Best Political Dad Jokes Political Humor (Ad Free) Best Dad Jokes - Who would you have if you crossed a gorilla with the 16th president of the United States. Ape Lincoln. - Why does Mississippi see so many voters at the polls? Because it has 4 eyes. - What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for? Early Voting - How can you tell that communism is a doomed form of government? Look at all the red flags. - What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell? It cracked it up. - Why did George Washington have trouble falling asleep? Because he couldn’t lie. - What kind of limb did the candidate for president go on? An executive branch - What did the corrupt senator order on election day? Stuffed ballots. - What grows longer every election year? The branches of government. - Where did the politician take his wife for something sweet? On a candydate - Where can children vote? In swing states - What is the capital of Alaska? Don’t June...
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